Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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