Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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