I bet he comes in French.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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