Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize
