Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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