I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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