I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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