..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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