I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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