I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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