break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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