how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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