awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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