her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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