a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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