And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize