Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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