Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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