what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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