hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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