Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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