Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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