Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
