I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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