Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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