Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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