The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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