We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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