I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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