You can't motorboat a personality
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
God I need to hump something, right now.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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