Swine flu. Run for my life!
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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