I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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