But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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