Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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