mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she told me i tasted like america
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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