Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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