I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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