What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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