how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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