I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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