Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
