and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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