Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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