Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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