one might say we're banned from that church
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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