We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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