Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i believe in u and ur pee
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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