What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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