It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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