butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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