I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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