you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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