Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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