Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
worst night to have a conscience
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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