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(765): View more from Indiana

just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Yes but- 100% agreed

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(440): View more from Ohio

any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?

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(360): View more from Washington

My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.

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(817): View more from Texas

Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"

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(618): View more from Illinois

I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians

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(509): View more from Washington

You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...

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